Conversations with Little Sister
Little Sister: "Vatican II" sounds like a violent video game.
Me: "Vatican II: Revenge of the Vampire Bishops" - Ve vant to vear your pointy hats...
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Little Sister: I need more Jesus and less candy this Easter. (Little Sister only says stuff like that when she's really depressed and worrying about End Time Events. So I will cheer her up.)
Me: I'll eat your candy. I already ate Jesus.
Little Sister: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Little Sister: My church lets me drink CappaTripleMochaIceEspresso Coffee IN THE SANCTUARY.
Me: My church lets me eat Jesus. IN THE SANTUARY.
Little Sister: ...lol
Me: And I get donuts afterward. In the fellowship hall.
Little Sister: My church lets me eat donuts IN THE SANCTUARY. ...You do know you can't talk to dead people right?
Me: I talk to dead people IN THE SANCTUARY. And they don't know they're dead. Becauuuuuse...they're NOT dead. Christianity teaches that people who die in Christ have eternal life.
Little Sister: ...lol I still have my CappaTripleMochaIceEspresso Coffee.
Me: Carp.
(I just made that up.)
You posted this to see if I was paying attention, didn't you.
ReplyDeleteAlso, sadly, my church does NOT allow the eating of delicous items in the sanctuary. :( Or the drinking. Occasionaly I see coffee travel cups but I have the impression the moment I bring one in is when they will be banned. (Kind of like parents were allowed in the nursery until I showed up with my babbeh.)